1. sexrumors:

    trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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  2. phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

    phoenix-falls:

    malformalady:

    Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

    Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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  3. therailz:

    when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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  4. sorry:

     I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

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  5. pawfectly:

    maybe i build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.

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  7. Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!

    Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it

    Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well

    Me: Yeah sorry :/

    Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

    15 hours ago  /  94,547 notes  /  Source: theelusivebloggeur

  8. meloetta:

    "text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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  9. clelta:

    We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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