trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
maybe i build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.
Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG