yeah i got money
u know what sucks when cute guys have ugly profile pictures so u can’t show ur friends
he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
ur a rockstar
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
reblog if you are your url
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"